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Archive for March, 2010

the free @digg app comes to yo…

by Nick on Mar.30, 2010, under News, Twitter

the free @digg app comes to your iphone! to celebrate they’re giving out a custom colorware ipad each day for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp

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Spam incoming.

by Nick on Mar.30, 2010, under News, Twitter

Spam incoming.

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Thanks @Hexii for lighting, sh…

by Nick on Mar.30, 2010, under News, Twitter

Thanks @Hexii for lighting, shooting, and editing @MelanalTheGreat‘s paintings.

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My anger at my kitchen floor g…

by Nick on Mar.27, 2010, under News, Twitter

My anger at my kitchen floor grows, tempered only by my acquisition of Pergo flooring cheap off of Craigslist.

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notsafeforsanity.com is worth:…

by Nick on Mar.18, 2010, under News, Twitter

notsafeforsanity.com is worth: $0

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“You outsourced all of our dat…

by Nick on Mar.16, 2010, under News, Twitter

“You outsourced all of our data to a cloud computing provider that hosts in Leningrad?!” http://bit.ly/azq4gE

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bzgrep = CPUPwnage! I should u…

by Nick on Mar.16, 2010, under News, Twitter

bzgrep = CPUPwnage! I should use bzcat and pipe to a grep, but that’s too much to type.

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Poetry Thursday.

by Nick on Mar.11, 2010, under Frivolous

‘Twas another day on The ‘Net
The Surfers wasted time as the traffic flowed
Naked people camped out on chat roulette
And the uplinks had a nominal load.

“Beware the Calls of March have begun
The customers who whine, the consultants who lie…
Beware the shoddy DSL lines and shun
the exhausting Minnesota good-bye”

So he took his trusty tone tool in hand
Long time the proper punchdown he sought
And rested he reading the wiring tree,
and stood a while in thought

And while in uffish thought he stood
The router null routed on the uplink port
For the routing table was not understood
And they all called tech support

One two one two and through and through
The young lad optimized the ACLs
He simultaneously enacted a code review
within half a dozen shells

Hast thou reinitiated the dead throughput?
Take a ten minute break and drink some ‘Dew!
Hopefully there’s no more glitches afoot!
And the proper traffic will pass through.

‘Twas another day on The ‘Net
The Surfers wasted time as the traffic flowed
Naked people camped out on chat roulette
And the uplinks had a nominal load.

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Is consumed by Technolust. Iom…

by Nick on Mar.10, 2010, under News, Twitter

Is consumed by Technolust. Iomega’s new RAID mini-nas is hawt.

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Server, heal thyself!

by Nick on Mar.09, 2010, under News, Twitter

Server, heal thyself!

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