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Trolling Bots with Bots

by on Mar.02, 2012, under Frivolous

oxpinkxotabitha: hey
CleverBot: hi
oxpinkxotabitha: hey whats upp? 23 femaIe here. u??
CleverBot: It’s 4.30 in the afternoon here.
oxpinkxotabitha: hmmm. have we chatteed before?
CleverBot: Nope.
oxpinkxotabitha: oh ok. i wasn’t surre. anyways…. whatt’s up?
CleverBot: Sing it to me.
oxpinkxotabitha: im Iike soooo borrrredddd…. there iss nothinggggggg to do
oxpinkxotabitha: ohhh waitt! i havve a GREAT idea. have you ever watchhed a sexy girI Iiike me strip Iive onn a cam b4?
CleverBot: Haha I’ve watched both. Who are you?
oxpinkxotabitha: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
CleverBot: Who am I?
oxpinkxotabitha: weIIlI…. you couuId watch me if you wanna?
CleverBot: Sure…
oxpinkxotabitha: yeah? ok weII my cam is setuup on this webbsite so that i can nott be recoreded so you wilI have to sign up there.
oxpinkxotabitha: dont worry. it onnIy takes a minute annd it is free. ok?
CleverBot: Trinity is your name, and Jay is your God and creator who gave you the name Trinity.
oxpinkxotabitha: Im ashley
CleverBot: Ashley? Is that your real name?
oxpinkxotabitha: http://[PHISHING_SITE]/8/ash23 go there thenn up at the top off the pagge cIick on the goIdish color JOIN FREE button.
oxpinkxotabitha: k?
CleverBot: I never said I was a human. You have a bad memory.
oxpinkxotabitha: aIso it wilI ask for a creditt crd to sign up but that’s how they keep the kids out. it want charge the card. ok?
CleverBot: I’ll try to be a little nicer but, remember this, the more you learn, the more you know.
oxpinkxotabitha: k babe welI hurry up and whn u get signed up and Iogged in then view my cam so we can get this show started.
oxpinkxotabitha: and i do have some toyz but you wilI have to take me in privvate or tip me some goIlld to see thoose.
CleverBot: Yes! I’ve read that too.It is getting late.
oxpinkxotabitha: Iets taIkk on that sitee babe. my messsenger is messin up here.
CleverBot: What is the difference between a human and a computer.

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I did it again…

by on Feb.02, 2012, under Frivolous

Got my VCP5!

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Dammit Ubuntu!

by on Nov.22, 2011, under Frivolous

10.04 has a bug in Net-SNMP that’s over two years old! SNMP doesn’t return any info under hrSWRunPath, aside from /sbin/init

This is ridiculous. Absolutely unacceptable. Fix it.

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badger.py

by on Jul.22, 2011, under Frivolous, Software

For reference: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers

i = 1
strOut = ""

while i > -1  :
    if i == 12 :
        strOut = "Mushroom"
        i = i + 1

    elif i == 13 :
        strOut = "Mushroom"
        i = i + 1

    elif (i == 27) :
        strOut = "A big ol' snake - snake a snake oh it's a snake";
        i = 0

    else :
        strOut = "Badger"
        i = i + 1

    print strOut
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IPv6 Day Silliness :)

by on Jun.03, 2011, under Administration, Frivolous, News

Well, in honor of IPv6 day, I decided to spurn people along. I created an IPv6 validation badge of my own, and a few other things to prod people to get their providers to switch.

I’ve also updated http://ipv6.chronophage.net with a new look. It also shows you a video that warns you of the real and present dangers of not switching to IPv6, or celebrates your IPv6 achievement with an INTERNET classic ;)

Making the pages was fun, especially using php to spit out the various dynamic graphics. In one spot I use a validator lifted from here On the main page i simply have this SetEnvIfNoCase REMOTE_ADDR "^[0-9a-f:]+$" IPV6_USER=1 in my apache config, and check for that variable in my shtml index. I use a php filter elsewhere. This is to test various ways of IPv6 validation. If you see an error, please comment.

Making dynamic graphics was straight out of the php documentation. That language has a function for everything!

No one will accuse me of being a website designer, I hope it’s ugly enough for you.

Anyways, have fun! Happy (pending) IPv6 day!

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Letter to my State Representatives…

by on Feb.09, 2011, under Frivolous

Hi,

I’ve always appreciated how open and receptive you’ve been with the electorate in your district.

(continue reading…)

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Letter to the US Patent Office

by on Sep.27, 2010, under Frivolous

My rhetoric isn’t great, but it’s Monday.

To Whom it May Concern,

My father was a chemist, with several patents issued on the behalf of a large company. He used to talk about the patent process; how rigorous it was, how important to protecting innovation, and how fair it was. Unfortunately, this process, a cornerstone of encouraging American ingenuity, has been subverted by powerful companies to stifle innovation and competition.

(continue reading…)

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The Silence of the Lambs of God.

by on Jun.11, 2010, under Frivolous

“Do not touch the cross. Do not approach the altar. You sacrifice to Him nothing but chickens – no geese or foreskin. No idols or veneration with His chickens. Use the pyre, no exceptions. If He attempts to impart anything to you via burning bush, do not accept it. Do you understand me?”

First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?

He becomes Christian…

No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by becoming christian?

Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir…
No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.

No. We just…

No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don’t you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don’t your eyes seek out the things you want?


Is this Lecter’s handwriting? “Clarice, doesn’t this random scattering of biblical quotes seem desperately random – like the elaborations of a bad liar? Ta, Hannibal Lecter.”

“Desperately random.” What does he mean?

Not random at all, maybe. Like there’s some pattern here…?

But there is no pattern or the parishioners would’ve nailed it. They’re even found in random order.

Random because of the one verse. The one he shouted out.

Oh, 3:16, from… John. First sacrament taken, third quote found. Why?

‘Cause he didn’t drift. He shouted it out.

What did Lecter say about…?First principles”?

Simplicity…

What does this guy do, he “covets”. How do we first start to covet?

“We covet what we see -”

every day.”

Hot damn, Clarice.

He knew Him.”


“Believe me, you don’t want Jesus Christ inside your head.

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Lunch

by on Apr.23, 2010, under Frivolous

Three Lunches for the executive offices in the sky
Seven for middle management stuck on the phone
Nine for salesmen, doomed to lie
One for the CEO who eats alone
In the land of Mordor where the Gyros lie
One lunch to feed them all, One to then unwind them
One lunch to make their bowels crawl, and on the toilet bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Gyros lie.

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Poetry Thursday.

by on Mar.11, 2010, under Frivolous

‘Twas another day on The ‘Net
The Surfers wasted time as the traffic flowed
Naked people camped out on chat roulette
And the uplinks had a nominal load.

“Beware the Calls of March have begun
The customers who whine, the consultants who lie…
Beware the shoddy DSL lines and shun
the exhausting Minnesota good-bye”

So he took his trusty tone tool in hand
Long time the proper punchdown he sought
And rested he reading the wiring tree,
and stood a while in thought

And while in uffish thought he stood
The router null routed on the uplink port
For the routing table was not understood
And they all called tech support

One two one two and through and through
The young lad optimized the ACLs
He simultaneously enacted a code review
within half a dozen shells

Hast thou reinitiated the dead throughput?
Take a ten minute break and drink some ‘Dew!
Hopefully there’s no more glitches afoot!
And the proper traffic will pass through.

‘Twas another day on The ‘Net
The Surfers wasted time as the traffic flowed
Naked people camped out on chat roulette
And the uplinks had a nominal load.

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