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Apologies to those with mental disabilities, but this exploit is retarded http://bit.ly/aSCEqc #UbuntuFAIL

I’m not witty, especially in the morning.

RT @waitwait What’s a word for when you’re doing an innocent search and get something NSFW on your screen? Like, “I just got BLANKed”
Fired?

My iPhone dropped 10 calls in 13 days! Get your stats at http://WorstPhoneEver.com/ #ATTfail #worstphoneever

“Maybe he’s a plant?”
“No, Plants are more intelligent.”

Note to self: http://ftacademy.org/

“Clearly Steele is a student of history. And by history I mean ‘The Princess Bride.’ “

Ha! http://bit.ly/cdo1tR “Question: How many cloud experts does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Define ‘lightbulb’.”

Congrats to enStratus on another writeup! http://bit.ly/db4TyI

Alors @MelanalTheGreat la mort est une partie importante de la vie.